Halloween is coming! HalloWEEN is coming! It's this Friday, and I've just put my costume together. I'm going as Faye Dunaway playing Bonnie Parker who's just been shot but before she's been shot as much as she was. So, it's like Bonnie Parker with just one or two bullet holes instead of twenty-five or whatever. As portrayed by Faye Dunaway. I'll... probably just tell people I'm Bonnie Parker. Because they'll probably have to ask. And they'll be like "Who's that?" and I'll be like "Bonnie and Clyde?" and they'll be like "Oh. Where's your gun?" and I'll be like, "Couldn't find one. Isn't it a sad world we live in?" and they'll be like, "Yeah. Did you try the party store in Hollywood?" and I'll say, "No, I didn't think of that," but it'll be next Monday by the time that comes up, so I'll just tell them I'll have to remember that next year, and then maybe they'll do that double finger guns thing. Yeah. So, anyway, I'll take pictures.

That's me! Except it's Faye Dunaway.

Tags: bonnie and clyde, bonnie parker, costume, faye dunaway, halloween

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