Yessss! YESSSSSS! I have done it! I’ve met the NaNoWriMo challenge! I bravely churned where no viking has churned before and something about hordes! IT SAYS SO!
50,140 words in 29 days, folks. Bam! Eat that! And other remarks that could double as exclamations by exuberant television chefs! Yes, I totally printed out the PDF certificate. [...]

Why haven’t I posted in a while? I’m glad you asked, Bobby. I’ve been reserving my writing energy for NaNoWriMo. I’m 35,000 words of torture in! 15,000 to go! I’ve never written that much in my life! And no! You can’t read it! Not when it includes lines like:
Which reminded me of my utilities. Were [...]

I saw a dead coyote on the road this morning, and it was a pretty gruesome mess. :( I don’t want that image stuck in my head, so I made a new one.