Yessss! YESSSSSS! I have done it! I’ve met the NaNoWriMo challenge! I bravely churned where no viking has churned before and something about hordes! IT SAYS SO!
50,140 words in 29 days, folks. Bam! Eat that! And other remarks that could double as exclamations by exuberant television chefs! Yes, I totally printed out the PDF certificate. [...]

Why haven’t I posted in a while? I’m glad you asked, Bobby. I’ve been reserving my writing energy for NaNoWriMo. I’m 35,000 words of torture in! 15,000 to go! I’ve never written that much in my life! And no! You can’t read it! Not when it includes lines like:
Which reminded me of my utilities. Were [...]

When times are tough, I look down at my notes at work and remind myself to look at the bright side: not everybody’s tasks include extending a stabbing.

I didn’t get a chance to post last night; I was watching election coverage with Doug, his roommate, and some psychics. (That story’s not as interesting as it sounds like it could be.) So, here’s my delayed response: YESSSSSSSSS!!! YES! YES! YES!
The best moments of last night:

Halloween was a fine time, and my Bonnie Parker costume went over reasonably well despite the lack of a gun or bullet holes. I don’t have any photos of myself to share just yet, but I do have a blurry night photo of my neighbor’s troll doll.

At least, I think it was put there by [...]